one day we'll have this all straightened out

why can't everything just be somebody else's fault, just once?

if i could really believe it maybe i could've had the appropriate comeback, said all those things thought of later, and not withered into an apologizing pathetic mess. 


as it is don't think i'm worth nothing. i've left a note stapled to his palm tree saying:

Kindly post a sign if you'd prefer our dogs not pee on your lawn. 

We understand that you are not an animal person, but surely you're aware that, like yourself, dogs have to go.

How are we to know that you will wait until after the pee to speak up, when, helpless, all we can do is shout apologies over your insults? How do you propose we rectify the situation now?

We do not appreciate being yelled at simply because we did not know. 

anonymous, of course. i'm eagerly awaiting the retaliation. this should be good.